Hey! So what's it really like having three boy children in your house, all the time, all on top of each other's business, and yours?
What's it like trying to celebrate each individual child's accomplishments while simultaneously warding off jealousy, rivalry, fighting and GUYS PLEASE STOP THAT BEFORE SOMEONE STEPS ON THE BABY?
This. This is what it's like.*
*Which is to say: poorly lit, with inferior cinematography, and a soundtrack that could effectively double as birth control.**
**Also, awesome. Though it helps to always have everybody in their pajamas so you can randomly decide to send them to bed at any given moment. I DON'T CARE THAT THE SUN IS STILL OUT, YOU'RE BEING TOO SCREAM-Y AND I'M TIRED.