We're away AGAIN this week. Visiting family in Ocean City. I know, right? I don't really know what we're thinking, taking all these exhaustifying vacations and creating preshus childhood memories and crap.
Speaking of which, the following photo is quite possibly the best representation of life with three children I have ever managed to take. And quite possibly just the greatest photo ever, flat-out:
Not to oversell it, or anything. But come on. As sybdix commented (when I posted this on Instagram), this is life with three kids: Carrying one, helping another and trying not to step on the third.
Yes, exactly. And any day when you manage to not drop and/or step on anyone is a raging success. The teaching/helping step is optional.
Posting this week shall be light yet not-completely-non-existent. (But completely-over-hyphenated-as-per-usual.) I'm taking the week off from Mamapop, but don't let that stop you from reading all the other awesome stuff less-highly-overrated-than-me people are posting.
(HYPHENS ARE THE NEW CAPS LOCK!)
Oh, and my summer schedule at Alphamom is dropping down to one Advice Smackdown a week. Which is killing me because that column is like, the ONE PLACE ON EARTH where people occasionally seem to listen to what I am telling them to do, put that down Ezra, put that DOWN, Noah stop spinning in the living room, stop SPINNING, Ike Ike Ike no no no no no OKAY SORRY I GOTTA GO GUYS SHIT IS HAPPENING HERE.
(CAPS LOCK IS THE NEW HYPHEN!)
I WILL CLUB YOU INTO A PULP, MINI-GOLF, FOR I AM UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT.