Today is the day.
The day when all bloggers, blobbers, bloogers, Facebookers, Instagrammers, Twitheads and other Professional Oversharers are legally required (BY INTERNET LAW) to post smug-looking selfies while wearing "I VOTED" stickers.
Ta-da! My job here is done. Now it's time for some coffee to further amp up my nerves until results time tonight.
(Dear Maryland: VOTE YES ON 6, YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS.)