So I took one day off — ONE DAY OFF — to barbecue and visit with friends and binge-watch Arrested Development (ANUSTART) and of course I have been running around like boiling spastic hot ham water all day trying to get caught up on all my various work-y things.
Well, not running, obviously. Just...sitting at my desk typing V. V. FAST and trying to keep the number of open browser tabs down to a reasonable number. Like 42. Do this thing! Then that thing! Abandon that email mid-sentence to go to some other thing just so you can include the fact that you did that thing in your email, thus making yourself sound all capable and on top of all the things.
Meanwhile, in real life: AAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPMAHGERD NOTHING IS DONE AND EVERYTHING IS TAKING MORE MINUTES THAN I HAVE MINUTES TO SPEND GAHAGAHAGAHAGAHAGAHAGHAGHHGGH
You should hire me. I am not at all a complete freaking organization nightmare. Am bit of a liar, though.
SEGUE TIME. IT'S A BRIDGE TO NOWHERE.
I have a couple actual things I want to write about, but as it's definitely looking like I will not have time to write about them today, here are some random photos. Random photos! Yes. Classic cop-out. Old-skool style.
Here is Ike changing his baby's diaper:
I am annoyed that I missed the set-up for this, which included him carefully picking out like, four different cloth diapering options before settling on a pocket diaper. That's my boy.
He asked me to stuff it with a prefold for him and then added a bamboo doubler.
A solid choice, although I might have gone with a fitted instead of a one-size. This diaper was off that baby's butt by the time they got to the hallway. Adjust the rise, Ike! YOU GOTTA ADJUST THE RISE.
Next, here is Ike again, about 10 minutes after I told him he couldn't go outside because he didn't have his shoes on, and also it was actually a little chilly out there.
Those are some impressive problem-solving skills, honestly.
Finally, here is Ike doing...something else.
BONUS RANDOM PHOTO: Noah combed his hair all by himself and then demanded that I take a picture of it.
Lord help us all when this kid gets on Instagram.