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The Future Is Now

A highlight from this week's email from BabyCenter:

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First of all, stop calling my 2-year-old a preschooler. HE'S A BABY BABY BABY NAH NAH I CAN'T HEAR YOOOO. 

Second of all, this "long and lean" business you're preparing me for...

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MY, YOU DON'T SAY. 

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PLEASE DO GO ON. I FIND THIS SUBJECT FASCINATING.

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Even Ike's all, "Plz. That growth spurt business is sooo My Preschooler LAST Week."

Comments

Jean

wait when did Ike turn into a 4 year old????? What the heck legs of long lean proportions? Not acceptable!

Audrey

Giant baby for the win!

Rachel

The photo of Ez & Ike slays me...

Stacy

Random, but I have to ask where you got that quilt. I have the exact same one, same fabrics and pattern, made by a little old lady in my tiny Florida hometown almost 20 years ago...so weird.

Cara

It must be the camera angle because there is no way he is that long. Not allowed.

Amalah

@Stacy Not my quilt, actually. I took that pic in the exam room of our pediatrician's office, when we were there for Ike's 2-year check-up. They've got quilts hanging up in all the rooms and like, antique wood benches and stuff that I live in terror of my children destroying.

Kelly

Holy Moses!
My little guy still has shorter legs and I'm waiting for teh day he wakes up and rests his elbow on top of my head because TALL. (he's about 2 1/2)

Em

I know! I got that email this week, too. AAACK! What is this preschool business? No. Just no.

Ike is adorable, by the way.

Suzy Q

I sweartagod, Ike's legs are longer than mine.

Laura

is Ike seriously almost as tall as Ezra??? That couch pic really makes it look so. I say we get a ruler....

Myriam

My 2 1/2 yo daughter is a short-plump one. But don't tell her that! She'll let you know, loud and clear, that she is "a little girl, not a baby, thank you!"

lazza b

this is truly disturbing. that baby face and curls on those legs. impossible. there is some stat thingie out there that tells you when a kid is like 2-2 1/2 you can predict the height of the adult. i'm thinking ike is gonna be 7'2''

Courtney Magee

Oh my goodness look at how long those legs are!!!!!!! UGH I would rather not hear about the horrible things to come!

Megan

Hey, you should try telling people Ezra and Ike are twins!

sarah

You could definitely get away with telling people Ezra and Ike are twins. Way too much toddler face to have legs that long!

Barb

What are you feeding those boys? Seriously. Those are some legs!!

Leah @ The Informal Matriarch

2 year olds are NOT preschoolers....they're babies. My 6 year old is still a baby dammit!

Lola

Holy Cow!!!! The picture or Ezra and Ike!!!!!

Steph

Oh, this this this. My kid won't be two until the end of July, but he was 36" tall a couple of months ago and was 36 pounds at the doc last week. Basically I'm toting around a three-year-old a year early. NOT FAIR.

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