A highlight from this week's email from BabyCenter:
First of all, stop calling my 2-year-old a preschooler. HE'S A BABY BABY BABY NAH NAH I CAN'T HEAR YOOOO.
Second of all, this "long and lean" business you're preparing me for...
PLEASE DO GO ON. I FIND THIS SUBJECT FASCINATING.
Even Ike's all, "Plz. That growth spurt business is sooo My Preschooler LAST Week."