Are we still judging mommybloggers for posting photos of their kids crying and/or pissed off and/or covered in jam/unidentified schmutz? Probably. So go ahead and put on your best judgeypants because I will never apologize for how much I love this photo:
OH I AM SO SORRY, CHILD OF MINE, CHILD WHO IS INEXPLICABLY HALF AWAKE AND STANDING UP AT MIDNIGHT AND APPEARS TO BE COMPLAINING ABOUT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT YOU ARE STANDING UP? IS THE FLASH BOTHERING YOU? DO YOU FIND THAT ANNOYING?
If it makes you feel any better, I showed it to Ike this morning and he said, "Baby! Baby saaaaad." And then he laughed and laughed. Because we're both assholes.
(And I would know, as I take approximately four dozen pictures of the back of his head every day in a futile attempt to fully capture its pettable, haywire majesty.)