Swim Camp By the Numbers
July 01, 2013
ER-Worthy Injuries Sustained
1 pair of goggles
2 ice packs
Items Lost, Then Found:
1 lunch box
1 pair of Superman underwear
1 entire goddamn backpack, because that's what happens when everybody buys the same identical backpack that was on sale at Target
2 pairs of hot pink floral underwear, size 4T, probably because of identical backpacks OR SO I REALLY WOULD PREFER TO THINK
Overwhelmingly Noisy Sensory Nightmares Endured:
1 end-of-camp "Swim Show" complete with songs and chanting and a million people ahmahgahd
ALL OF THEM.
Friends Made & Counselors Crushed On:
1, big time
1 for "Caring"
1 for "Honesty"
0 additional context provided, other than "I cared about the kids" and "I didn't hardly tell any lies at all"