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The Cacophony of Brothers

Swim Camp By the Numbers

ER-Worthy Injuries Sustained

1 

Items Lost:

1 water bottle

1 pair of goggles

2 ice packs

Items Lost, Then Found:

1 lunch box

1 pair of Superman underwear

1 entire goddamn backpack, because that's what happens when everybody buys the same identical backpack that was on sale at Target

Items Gained:

2 pairs of hot pink floral underwear, size 4T, probably because of identical backpacks OR SO I REALLY WOULD PREFER TO THINK

Overwhelmingly Noisy Sensory Nightmares Endured:

1 end-of-camp "Swim Show" complete with songs and chanting and a million people ahmahgahd

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Asses Kicked:

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ALL OF THEM.

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Friends Made & Counselors Crushed On:

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(Awww)

Jealous Siblings: 

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1, big time

Awards Received:

Photo (23)

1 for "Caring"

1 for "Honesty"

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0 additional context provided, other than "I cared about the kids" and "I didn't hardly tell any lies at all"

Comments

Liz Tea Bee

Didja mean to have the last name visible? (I'm not sure if that info was already out there or not.)

(Also, zomg so cute!)

Donna P

I love the photo of the jealous sibling. Go Noah! Go Ezra! Congrats!

Arnebya

Hardly any lies beats I stole those pink panties so's I could put them on mah dog. And not mahself.

flybigd

Honesty FTW!

Kat

SO CUTE. I love the rando awards. "Honesty"? Caring, I get, but the honesty one has me a little baffled.

Mary Ann

My guess is the options were honesty, caring, responsibility or respect. Those are the key character qualities of YMCA programming.

Judy

Love Ezra's face in the bottom picture. He looks so honest and trustworthy. :)

Audrey

That's awesome. My kid is almost 5 and this is his 4th year of swim classes yet he STILL clings to the nearest human's body like a cat tossed into a bathtub

Suzy Q

Awwww.

I can't believe they still strap pontoon things onto the backs of young children.

Melanie

Ha! Just had to share that with my poor husband because I was laughing so hard I interupted his sopranos rerun!

michele

Ezra's face in that last pic "honesty? wtf? FTW!"

Mary

Poor Baby Ike does look jealous AND I'm pretty sure he thinks he could totally own that pool.

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