A special guest post by Noah, age 8, who is sick for the second time this week with his second stomach-related ailment, oh my God, for freaking real, you have got to be kidding me with this.
Once upon a time there was a little boy named Noah. And he was kinda sick today and couldn't go to school and stayed home on the couch. And he is with his mom right now, telling this story. Before he was telling this story he sort of all of a sudden fell asleep like this.
*falls dramatically on the couch and closes eyes*
While he was asleep he heard his alarm clock and thought it was time to get up for school. But then he woke up and he was still on the couch. He didn't have to go to school because he was still sick!
After that he had some magic medicine and felt better.
(That didn't actually happen okay so don't write that down.)
Soon Noah really will feel better.
His mom said when he was done telling the story he could watch TV.
He is now done telling the story.