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How To Get Lipstick Off of a Cat

Would you like to know how to get lipstick off of a cat?

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Blue Dawn. Blue Dawn is how to get lipstick off of a cat.

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Thank you for the advice, Internet. Let us now never speak of this again. 

Comments

Arnebya

If that cat shits blue bubbles you're on your own (though probably the internet will have a cure for that as well, and a cure for the cure's cure's cure that includes green Dawn for curing blue poop bubbles in cats Dawn dish liquid is amazing green Dawn oh but wait SEO isn't in comments I don't think damn green Dawn antibacterial).

Myriam

Taking credit on this one! I was the first to propose it on your last blog post, even if you find the idea somewhere else...

Caroline

Blue Dawn also gets hair dye out of your hair. Once I self dyed my hair and it was a disaster. That blue dawn pulled that too dark permanent hair dye right out of my hair. And then conditioned the crap out of my hair because it was SO dry!!

Bev

Blue Dawn can do most anything! Hooray for Blue Dawn!

Kaycee in Texas

Blue Dawn also works when your two year old covers their entire body with peanut butter and you not only have to figure out how to remove peanut butter from the child, but also the bathtub and the bar of soap that end up also coated in peanut butter from your first ineffectual attempts at remediation.

LD's Mom

In my quick Google search you notched out Yahoo Answers for the number one spot. That's a win, right?

Rachel

Poor Max! I still am in shock that you are able to bathe him. I can't imagine even trying to bathe my 2 Siamese cats... I mean, aren't cats self cleaning?? (Unless covered in lipstick, of course)

Susan

JUST.DYING.OVER.HERE. I'm pretty sure that's not how SEO works either, except, APPARENTLY IT IS (though my Google still shows Yahoo answers ahead of your post, but let's let the linkbait sink in a bit. =])

kimm

:) love blue dawn. A bath with blue dawn helps with poison ivy, gets the bad oil off your skin. It gets butter and grease off of your favorite jeans too.

Susan

I believe that Blue Dawn will take anything off of anything else. It also works for bad hair dye. . . ask me how I know. . .

Sydney

Hahah, you're #2 on Google search results.

#bluedawngetslipstickoffacat

SAJ

Oh man. You kill me. Blue DAWN!! I'll never look at cat hair on my lipstick the same again.

Deanna

You're a better and more determined woman that I. I just would've left it and let him lick it off on his own. But I'm sorry and lazy like that! :)

Katie

Blue Dawn does not, however, remove an entire jar of Vick's Baby Rub from a three year old's curly hair. Even washing with it twice. Even washing with it twice and 13 times with shampoo. Even washing with it twice, 13 times with shampoo, and letting three days pass before trying again.

Sue W.

Blue Dawn will also relieve some (not ALL) of the pain of Fire Ant bites. Do not dilute, use full strength.Apply with a Q-Tip.
Blue Dawn may be the Windex of our generation! See: My Big, Fat Greek Wedding.

Gail

Who knew. Well, now the Internets do. You're #1 on my Google search. Well done. (Poor kitty.)

Erin

Can Blue Dawn get ink off of a cat? Not to scare you or anything but my kids are 17 and 14 and though you would think the color the cat phase was over (like I did) I'm still surprised from time to time to find the cat has gone blue or red when I get home.

If it does, can some one send me a bottle or two because I live in France and we may have the Eiffel Tower, but we most definitely do not have anything like Blue Dawn.

Thank you!

Judy

While eating lunch on the patio of the restaurant in my building at work, a window washer was working nearby, and I asked him what they use to clean skyscrapers. Yep. Blue Dawn.

Anon

You might want to get Ike this book. Haha.

http://www.amazon.com/Dont-Put-Lipstick-Debbie-Farmer/dp/1886249075

Sara

Back to #1 google search result! Congrats.

Joy

#2 on my search. I'm also in the camp of I Can't Believe Your Cat Tolerates A Bath. I'd have to use raptor gloves to get away with that in my house.

Cara

Huzzah! Second and third spot on Google! Now I need to remember this Blue Dawn tip for later.

Shes

Blue Dawn will also suffocate the fleas on a brand new (to us) puppy (procured from the Amish) who is too young for other flea treatments. Sometimes a second scrub is needed, but dayum, it worked! Who knew?! (The pet store I called, that's who....)

Kirsten

You may only be the second search result for "how to get lipstick off a cat" but you're the first search result for "Blue Dawn redrum."

Suzy

If they use Dawn for getting the junk off of ducks caught in oil spills, then yes, lipstick off a cat should work;)

Stephanie

It is also the only thing that will remove Aquaphor from a 2.5 year old girl's hair. If she happened to be left alone in a bathroom at a friend's house and attempted to wash her hair and face while washing her hands for dinner. All with Aquaphor. So much gloopy, thick, vaseline-like Aquaphor. It also took a full three blue Dawn shampoos and a fine tooth comb to get it out of her hair. She used a lot of Aquaphor. Her friend's dad now calls her Shiny.

Mary

#2 in my google search just now :)

Helen

You're an asshole. You ask for advice from these nice people and then become bitchy when you get it? Get over yourself, you're not as relevant as you think.

Betsy

you rock & blue dawn is awesome & this why you bathe your animals when they're babies - so they'll tolerate getting lipstick off with blue dawn as adults!

Wish U.S Were Here

Haha! I can imagine how many people google that question and will now have this pop up! Also, I have a really important question.. Did you ever find the T2 shorts?!?!

Elisabet M

Hahahaha! Poor cat :( But your post is #1, #2 AND #3 when I googled it.

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