Garages are so overrated.
In my defense:
1) Our garage is a really, REALLY tight fit for the minivan, even with the mirrors closed.
2) The previous owners left a ton of shelving/storage crap in the garage that makes it even worse.
3) Today was literally the very first time I've even attempted to back a car out of a garage, ever, like in my entire life.
4) I was running late.
5) I forgot to make coffee.
6) I'm a virgin who can't drive.
Anyway, it's been a great day for idiots doing idiotic things! I'm loving today!
And now I have to go drive my busted car all over creation in search of 50+ Valentines for my kids, because I fail at math and calendars and for some reason thought I had until Monday. But of course I don't have until Monday, THERE'S NO SCHOOL ON MONDAY WHEN IS THERE EVER SCHOOL AT ALL AROUND HERE.
I'm sure whatever Valentines or Valentine craft supplies left in the stores are going to be super top notch and awesome. At the very least hopefully I can find some card stock and ink cartridges and spend the rest of the day screaming obscenities at my uncooperative printer.
Yay for today!