FAPQ: Frequently Asked Pet Questions
Preparednessational Skills

Stuffs & Nonsense

CREEPER CAT, PART ONE

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It's okay, Cat. Just over here eating dinner.

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Can you stop staring at the back of my head like that, Cat?

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D'awwwwwww nevermind I like your toes Cat.

CREEPER CAT, PART TWO

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It's okay, Cat. Just in here taking a bath. 

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Okay that's definitely enough please go away Cat. 

UNIMPRESSED CAT, PART FOUR MILLION AND THREE

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It must be exhausting to be so loved, ugh. 

SHOULD I BE CONCERNED ABOUT MY CHILDREN'S ONGOING VERBAL ABUSE OF ALEXA, PART WHO KNOWS

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CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL AND HERE TO KILL US ALL, PART HELPLESS SOBBING

Us on Tuesday night:

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"This is so romantic and I love it out here this is the best purchase ever and we should totally come out here every night from now on blah blah blah"

vs. Us on Thursday night:

"OH MY GOD IT'S COLD WHY AM I SO COLD OH GOD WE TURNED THE HEAT OFF AND KICKED OFF ALL THE BLANKETS AND NOW IT IS 5 A.M. AND I AM A HUDDLED SHIVERING BALL OF FREEZING NO DON'T PUT YOUR FEET ON ME DON'T PUT YOUR FEET ON ME GO TURN ON THE HEAT AND PUT ON SOME SOCKS AND OH MY GOD SCHOOLS ARE ALREADY DELAYED TWO HOURS BECAUSE OF ICE THIS IS MADNESS"

AMY CAN'T STOP MESSING WITH HER HAIR COLOR AND TAKING THIS EXACT SAME SELFIE IN HER DRIVEWAY, PART TOO MANY TO COUNT

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I asked for a reddish rose gold with touches of pussyhat pink. Resistance hair!

OH JUST CASUALLY FLEXING WHILE MAKING CHEESE WITH CHEF ZAH, PART OMG UR SO OBVIOUS JASON

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(He completely screwed up the easy DIY cheese, by the way. That whole "make sure you're looking at the Fahrenheit side of the thermometer and not Celsius" thing. Whoops. But hey! He looked good while doing it.) 

Comments

reenie

Chef Zah. Cutest thing ever. Casual flexing? Maaybe 2nd cutest thing ever.

Sue W

You can'tz see me. I'ze hiding.
Love your hairz.
Dad and Mighty Zah make a pretty good pair!

liz

Your hair is GORGEOUS

Alison

Having to turn the heat and a/c on every other day is a normal thing in Texas in the "winters" we get.

Lauren

Maybe creeper cat is just impressed with your AWESOME HAIR!

Christine

That's some good hair right there.
Cats, kids, husband, all cute too.

Marianne

LOOOOVE la resistance hair!!

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