Jason: At store. Need anything?
Amy: Deodorant plz.
Jason: oh god what kind there are four million kinds.
Amy: Dunno an invisible solid of some kind.
Jason: Degree? Dove? Secret? Clinical? Motion activated?
Amy: OMG it's all the same shit. Just get whatever is on sale.
Amy: What the hell is all this?
Jason: Yeah I didn't know whether you wanted to smell like Shower Clean or Sexy Intrigue.
Amy: And what's this third one?
Jason: That's Black & White Pure Clean. No idea what that smells like but it promises not to leave stains or marks on your clothes! That seemed cool.
Amy: Just how long were you there reading the labels on women's' deodorants?
Jason: Wait. Are you judging me for spending an excessive amount of time pondering the nuances of deodorant marketing? You? Really?
(I'm a Shower Clean girl and he damn well knows that, by the way.)