You know what my kids love?
Do you know what they don't love?
Sticker books. Or paper of any kind.
Please do not send them any more stickers.
I feel like they have enough.
Go ahead and bookmark this for any upcoming Gift Guides For Parents You Secretly Hate, though.
Wait, didn't I scrape you off already? Are you respawning? Shit.
The weirdest thing about stickers is even after you've gotten rid of all the stickers, kids will always -- always -- find more stickers.
TRULY. LIFE FINDS A WAY.
(One time Ike ran out of stickers and decided to cover the entire bottom half of his door strips of Scotch Tape, which I guess was a little worse than stickers.)
(Still, though. Please no more stickers. I could use more Scotch Tape, but only if it comes in a locked safe of some kind.)