Amy's Brain: dog dog dog doggie doggo dog dog to dog or not to dog hello yes this is dog and look this is another dog too many dogs dog dog dog
Amy's Blog: no dog yet but look Jason got a new tattoo and is now contemplating a half sleeve because I am a corrupting influence
I love it. The kids are big fans too, because look! It's them! On Dad! They're like, famous or something. We're probably corrupting them too.
I was supposed to get my cover-up work done last week but the appointment had to get pushed back to this Sunday. Then on Tuesday we're having a home visit with a PUPPY (still a pittie rescue) because we all know I said NO PUPPIES and that basically means I will 100% cave and do exactly the opposite of that.
(Speaking of corruption, Noah has now taken to peppering his speech with appropriately-placed BEEPS. Like, not actually swearing; he's literally going around muttering things like "What the BEEP? Holy BEEP! MotherBEEEEEEEP!" Ezra, meanwhile, is SCANDALIZED that there are kids in his YMCA camp who say the actual bad words and he thinks that's "very inappropriate" and that they should just "think them in their heads, like I do." And Ike's lisp makes certain innocent words sound like he's cursing and I think he kinda knows it and is saying them a lot on purpose? So yeah, currently navigating that whole conversation with them while also being a somewhat notoriously foul-mouthed mommyblogger who still gets at least one email or comment every few months scolding me for my frequent use of f-bombs on the internet. OH THE MOTHERFUCKING IRONY.)