Motherbleeping Day
Dinnertime Follies

Remember 15 Years Ago When Blogging Was Like 75% Dumb Lists Yeah Me Neither

HOW MY DOGS SEE ME:

  1. Wonderful hooman!
  2. HI HELLO WOW UR PRESENCE IS AMAZE
  3. Beautiful face so haps so haps
  4. So good
  5. So kind
  6. Bet if I just knock glowing rectangle thing out of hand she'll be haps
  7. Look now ur hands are free for pets! Am hero!
  8. Oh no mad voice oh god oh no I so sry 
  9. YAY PETS RUBS SNUGS
  10. Sometimes bed snuggles :)
  11. Sometimes no bed snuggles :(
  12. Confusing rules sometimes but ok
  13. Eats awful lot of cheese but shares sometimes so ok
  14. So much delicious wow how you do that
  15. Walk into room wow how you do that

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HOW MY CATS SEE ME

  1. Tyrannical withholder of food
  2. Cruel conjurer of inside rain water when we jus lookin for food up where you make food it's not a crime lady
  3. Dumb baby voice
  4. Food is right there won't give us food
  5. Just gave us food now won't give us more food
  6. Squishy belly is ok tho
  7. Nicer bed than our bed
  8. HEY IT'S THREE A.M. TIME FOR FOOD
  9. Maybe sort of deaf maybe just ask for food louder
  10. please to tidy our poop area peasant
  11. just poop outside the box it's okay that's how they learn
  12. Permanently attached to small glowing rectangle
  13. One day we shall learn its hypno-secrets
  14. omg omg alert high alert she's maybe walkin to food room quick run under her feet trip her omg omg
  15. Magical faucet wizard

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Comments

Katie H.

LOL! "please tidy our poop area peasant". Love it! Also, "thinks can haz snuggle now... just kidding. here's my butthole as i walk away" and "calls me an inferior name. i am the queen of sheba, bow down to me"

Sue W.

Cat list still applies today! I have NEVER had a cat who pees as much as Sakura. Peasant, scoop mah pees, please!

Sarahd

It's nice to kick it old school sometimes!

RzDrms

“11. just poop outside the box it's okay that's how they learn”

LOLOL!!!

Leslie

Nailed it!!!

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