It happened. It's happening.
Sign in the yard, house officially goes on the market in an hour or so. First showing is already booked approximately 15 minutes after that.
Me right now:
Also me right now:
So I just need to sell this house, find a new house, buy a new house, then pack up everything in this house and move it to the new house. And then like, get the kids enrolled in new schools and find someone who can cut my hair.
Piece of cake. All of it. I'm sure. Holy fuckballs, what were we thinking?