Hey! Kids! The Wednesday Advice Smackdown is up over yonder at Alpha Mom.
The Alpha Child, seen here being raised in captivity.
And there's actual original content that will probably include a lot of bad words coming to this very site later today.*
*No warranty is implied by use of the word "today." Today is void where prohibited and your mileage may vary. The author of this site takes a very subjective view on the definition of "today," because to hold the word "today" to some kind of set block of hours would be attempting to define time itself. It would also be incredibly insensitive to our overseas audience if we were to automatically assume "today" fell into a North American time zone. And it would not take into consideration the unpredictable sleep habits of the average eight-month-old human or the fact that the author of this site is a lazy, lazy bitch.