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So in DC, there's this one independent candidate who runs for mayor every election. Her name is Faith. No last name. She was once a fairly famous stripper who is best-known as playing Mazeppa in the movie version of Gypsy. Mazeppa was the stripper who sang "If you wanna bump it, bump it with a trumpet!" in the You Gotta Have a Gimmick song.

So Mayor Faith carries a bugle with her everywhere and plays it during debates. She's a total batshit looney. I swear I am not making this up.

Anyway. What? Oh yeah. This photo is sooo Mayor Faith.

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