Ok, now before you get excited...
1) I AM wearing a top. It was the pink tube top from the previous picture. So was she. I do believe Jason has quite a career in porn though, as this was brilliant photography.
2) We were doing shooters at a total tourist trap place a la Hooters. Only more Latin. Hooteritas, maybe. You ate the cherry and then did the shot while a semi-attractive female held the other end in her mouth.
3) My eyes are closed because the flash went off. For real. Shut up.