(Yes, I too am disappointed at the lack of buttage in this photo.)
We stayed at the Paris, where everything is written in annoying pseudo-French. Like "Le Informacion Desk" and "Les Toilettes." All the employees say "Bonjour" to you -- even at night. And all the maids and room service people say stuff like "Mare see bo coo, madam" with really thick, um, foreign accents that are not French.
That's the most politically correct way I know to say that.