The book devotes even MORE pages to the issue of petting. (Although unlike EVERY OTHER TOPIC EVER, it does not actually define "petting" in any detail. We'll just assume we're talking Swimsuit Parts, the naughty touching of.
Our mysterious poet's thoughts on the subject:
Do makE LovE?
To me you ARe DesiRable
and I caRE tRuly
for you and me
so neveR set me
Aw, somebody's in lovE, you guys!