What freaks me right out?
Pimp Daddy thinks hes sexy
showin his package

Go on enlarge it
Blue gauze see thru shirt thingy
He's a SUPERFREAK

Vaginal fixin
Who woulda thought of that one?
A man probably

Testing the theory
that everything's funnier
with McMahon and Alf.

Lil Kim, Lil Webster
getting their freak on, bitches.
After? Lil lovin'

Lil Kim & Webster
Yo Chris man! Thanks for nightmares!
Freaky skank ho sex.

Amy did you know
pimp daddy aint got no drawers?
Yeah, I bet you did!

Don't work. Ku instead!
Maybe the boss won't notice?
Go on, look busy.

if you look closely
each photo features the theme:
dick or cunt or both

re: Rasputin's rod
She pauses as if to say:
"That will do nicely"

News item. Cat dies
of frustration. Tries to eat
fish from screensaver.

I dare someone to
call that billboard's phone number.
"I'd like to 'feel right'!"

Can't type/too lazy to preview:

Oops, Cyn IS correct.
I was concerned WITH meter
a little too much.

Women scientists
grow penises in bottles.
No longer need men.

Michael Moore was cute
in high school. Should have kept hair,
lost the baseball cap.

Lil' Kim sings Beyonce
in her head, "Uh oh Uh oh
Uh oh, Oh no no!"

Haiku is smacked down.
One haiku for each picture.
Time to go to work.

Sweet, Dill or Kosher?
Rasputin's pickled pickle
now at your deli.

Pfft, the pimp's thing ain't
Eleven inches, though his
Stomach might make it

Moore's presentable
It's a shock, he doesn't look
Like a black bear, yo

Must have been taken
Before he gave up gel for
Political stand

Kudos to Coleen
For coming up with the name
Alex Pappas, yo!

Ed thinks: At least I
can't sink any lower than
this right? Right? Hello?

Chrissy did research
I have a question girlfriend.
was that limp or hard?

Although either way
a force to be reconed with.
He SHRUNK?! From what size?

Now I understand
Why the Empress was his bitch.
"Who's your daddy now?"

What's in Webster's hand?
Is that a pen, or a phone,
Or what? Anyone?

Yo, nothing in my
contract ‘bout being second
fiddle to muppet.

Message on keyboard?
Suicide note from kitty.
"Humiliated."

Delicate ego ...
dejected at knowing the
company she keeps.

A sobering note--
don't underestimate the
Smackdown's power.

Billboard makes me think:
Oh god no. Here comes sequel:
The Swan Goes Down South.

Next exposé should
Be on what the hell happened
Between then and now.

"On The Scene"? What scene?
Where the hell is this? I don't
Want to end up there.

Sorry, should have read:

The hair distracts you
Now, but check out Moore's caveman
brow in that picture.

What is it about
Freaky little people sex?
Always turns me on.

Folks thought Rasputin
immortal, long list of ways
they tried to kill him.

But he knew the truth.
that’s why formaldehyde was
his favorite cocktail.

Dude, Emmanuel.
When you get up to heaven?
Biggie gone kill you.

What you can't see is
Word document filled with ten
million lines of threes

Ah, the trauma of
Lacking opposable thumbs:
No porn for you, cat.

Like a friend of mine says,
Stuff's just funnier with Ed-
McMahon. Even ALF.

Rasputin's penis.
The true source of his powers.
Take that, Tommy Lee!

Rick James is scary
when laying on the floor with
his member showing.

Oh Good Lord above!
What a scary thought to have
that schlong on my man!

How far back in the
archives did you have to dig
to find Ed and Alf?

Michael Moore - ugly
then and now. Get a bag to
cover his head, quick!

Since Alf likes pussy,
he's Mastermind behind
rejuvination.

Oh, crap-- I spelled rejuvenation wrong...

Lil Kim and Webster
Under the "Lets Get Small" tag
Who writes this crap, yo?

Where can I buy the
Outfit SUPERFREAK has on?
Gigolo’s R Us!

Oh, Anastasia
I can never again watch
That DONG freaks me out!

Calling number now
The Genuines might need this
after baby comes.

Ed McWonders: when
did I arrive on Melmac?
Where did Johnny go?

Pussy past out cold.
Too Much cybering for puss,
Pussy getting old!

L'il Kim asks Webster
with her sheepish little grin
"Hey, is it in yet?"

I wanted to say
Cocks and Pussies are the theme
I had to filter.

Is Hooha a word?
Hooha rejuvination?
Maybe I should call.