EDIT! ORIAL! ASSIST! ANT! BITCH! ES!
A lovely and talented and desperately-needed candidate accepted our offer this morning. I would weep for joy but I'm all cried out.
Of course, it's too late for her to be any help with my current googamungous to-do list, but it's light at the end of the tunnel and blaaaaah. Still, she better not suck, and she better be all CHOP CHOP with the learning curve. Am pre-emptively bitter.
(Okay, apparently I am NOT all cried out, as I was just reviewing my schedule with another coworker and very nearly started to weep and shake with the sheer OVERWHELMINGNESS of it all.)
I now return you to your regularly scheduled hiatus.