Noah's fortune cookie:
Amy: *gets all weepy, because there is will! there is way!"
Jason: Noah could totally spot the typos in this one.
Jason's fortune cookie:
Amy: *gets all weepy, because we will not remain idle! we will press forward! we will get through this!*
Jason: Wait, did I just get insulted by a cookie?
Amy's fortune cookie:
Amy: Dude! We're totally going to an orgy.