Or, Turf Wars Among the Small Ones
Or, Geez, Amy, Maybe You Should Turn Up the Heat?
I SENSES WEAKNESS.
You think I care, dogthing? I HAS A TENT.
SHADOW DOG IS SHADOWY.
YET...OMFG IS THAT KIBBLE?
Mwa ha ha.
Mine. All mine.
There was a brief stand-off...and then...
Blue Steel FTW! aka I Will Fuck You Up And Good, Dogthing.
(Okay, so this was terribly non-dramatic in the retelling, and not nearly as amusing as actually watching the every-changing-custody of the sunbeam, and wow, I'm actually now kind of ashamed that this is the sort of thing that I regularly depend on to kill a good 45 minutes of the day, so I'm just gonna go ahead and post some pictures of my kid.)