Here is Noah (the 9 pound, 15 ounce chunk of Christmas Ham) on the day of his two-month check-up:
He was 12 pounds even. 24.5 inches long.
And here is Ezra (the 7 pound, 7 ounce miniature deep-fried peanut), after today's two-month check-up:
12 pounds, 12 ounces. 24 inches long.
HA. HA HA HA. HAAAAAAAA. Outstanding work, little man. Out. Standing.