Allow me to present definitive proof that the public schools are turning the hearts and minds of our children against us.
EXHIBIT A, which came home in Noah's backpack late last week:
EXHIBIT B, which came home yesterday, thus cementing the fact that this is officially a pattern:
If, for some reason, you are not super-experienced when it comes to deciphering preschool crayon scribblings, I present an enhanced and annotated version:
WHAT ARE THEY TEACHING THIS CHILD AT THAT SCHOOL? I swear to God, if I find out that next week's field trip to the farm is actually a volcano discovery mission, I am homeschooling from now the fuck on.