The Existential Dilemma of SHINY THINGS!

Looks Like Somebody Needs His Own Blog

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There are four whole pages of this. All caps-lock, with not a single instance of punctuation to be found, save for some parentheses on page three.






LOVE.HIM.SO.MUCH. and don't fret: he will find his own punctuation tic to abuse!


Will definitely be adding that to my "favourites" list!!!

sonja lange

How could he not ROCK - he has a super great funny mom (no punctuation intended)


I'm proud of him too, and you for making sure he got this far. I've been a long time reader and decided today was delurking day and I'm so glad to have such a good post to comment on. Cheers!


OMG, "NOAH SAR TREK", that is so awesome!


Baby's first post! That's one for the scrapbook.*

*That you don't actually own.


Brilliant. Now change the font to Wingdings and see if there's a hidden message.


Too adorable. He has a blog name already.


Immediately after reading this post I saw this new product on ThinkGeek. Eerie!


YES!!! At the very least, his own Twitter!


Love this. LOVE.


He's inherited your love of parentheses! I'd say that's a job well done.


Parentheses! He is totally your child!


I would totally read that blog.

Used to be Sj

Haha, we get the same thing (probably because our boys are the same age). Except all ours say "Sam" and "Wii Play."

Think of all the advertising money we could make...


You're sure he didn't use a cloaking device to avoid the punctuation(s)?


I'm sayin' All Caps AND Parentheses? Following right in his mommy's footsteps. I lol'd. For serious.


The Star Trek part is priceless!

Suzy Q

Parentheses! CAPSLOCK! The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Rebecca M.

Aw. Baby's first fanfiction.


Aww man! I totally hearted him on Gawker.


That is really cool!

My kid types his name and then stuff he remembers, then goes totally crazy on the keyboard then will type some stuff again repeating the process over and over. It is awesome!


Haha you should be proud! The apple doesn't fall far from the tree alright, he might find doing it quite a stress reliever and!!! (he wouldn't have to build a fan base because he's already got one) also does jason know? (stupid question but probably does so...nvm)


You could probably totally cash in on this somehow. Think of it as funding his college tuition some day. It's too fabulous.


He's made us all proud!


I didn't comment on the last post because I'm sure it would have been lost in all of the "Win! Win!" posts. It would have been helpful (i. e. responsible) to mention that jewelmint is a "membership club." That is factual. What are a opinions, although there is a lot of consensus on this opinion, is that it is kind of a scam AND the jewelry is about of H&M quality at much higher prices. Below is one **representative** review from Your review was very helpful insofar as I now know you don't research the quality or integrity of products you shill and won't trust your reviews again.

I didn't even realize that this was a program that charges you a monthly fee. I just thought I was ordering a necklace. However, 3 months later I find that Jewelmint has been putting charges through to my credit card every month for $29.99 even though I haven't been ordering anything. The problem is that I have tried to contact jewelmint repeatedly (and I mean over and over and over and over again!), but can never, ever get a live person to talk to. I am first put on hold for a long time and then finally a recorded message comes on and asks me to leave them a message and they will call me back. RIGHT!!! I have left repeated messages but no one calls back. I am very frustrated. It seems I cannot cancel my membership through them and I also cannot get this problem resolved through them! I finally called my credit card company and they credited my account for 2 months, but I suppose I am still going to receive monthly charges from jewelmint since I haven't been able to speak with them to cancel the membership. I also cannot find an address on them to just send them a letter! I am extremely frustrated #$%#$#$%


LOL!!! He has learned from the best.

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