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The Most Weirdly-Specific Mother's Day Gift Guide on Earth

For the Mom Who Likes Zombies

The Walking Dead Compendium One and Compendium Two

Zombie Brains friendship necklace

Zombie Love Portrait Plate

Zombies, Run! running training app

For the Mom Who Is a Drunk

Corkcicle Wine Chiller

Wine-dyed napkins

Mustache Drink Markers

Danger Zone!


Different wine

Another variety of wine

For the Mom Who Maybe Needs to Chill With the Instagram




For the Mom Who Trips & Injures Herself a Lot

Foldable ballet flats

LUSH Volcano Foot Mask

LUSH Fair Trade Foot Lotion


Ice packs

For the Mom Who Is Obsessed With Food

SodaStream Home Soda Maker

Mastering the Art of French Cooking (2 Volume Set)

All the Good Eats volumes by Alton Brown

Silicone prep bowls

At least one good-sized Le Creuset dutch oven, unless you love her a lot, in which case you should buy her more than one size

Vintage Pyrex

Self-watering EarthBox kit

Groove Resin iPad Stand 

Magnetic spice rack

A super-cute apron

For the Mom-to-Be Who Is Nesting Like a Motherfucker

Closet organizers

Custom butterfly mobile

Nerdy baby nursery decor

Maternity/delivery/nursing kaftans

Stupid-snob-fancy boxed chocolates and a package of like, Slim-Jims

For the Mom Who Has Not Given Up Entirely But Who Is Maybe Pretty Close

LUSH No Drought Dry Shampoo

LUSH Fresh Farmacy facial soap

Peter Thomas Roth SPF 45 Mineral Powder

Dr. Brandt Pores No More Pore Refiner

Cover Girl NatureLuxe Gloss/Balm

For the Mom Who Just So Happens To Have My Exact Taste In Decorating & Jewelry HI JASON CLICK HERE

Vintage Kyes moire glaze trays

Prints by Farouche

Custom family tree print

Tiny stars initial necklace

This ring

These earrings





(Amazon links are affiliate links; nothing else is sponsored and I make no money from any of it but hey don't let that stop you from sending me a box of dollars if you feel like you want to.)


Natalie M.

Ok...the Mother to Be list threw me off. Is there news I missed somewhere along the way?

Though, as an 8 month prego mom to be I'm glad you included it :)


Box of dollars. Woman, you crack me up.


I'm gonna have to look at this on the laptop, too many pretty links! Very glad money is tight for the next two weeks though otherwise I might be tempted to spend lots!


"HI JASON CLICK HERE" made me LOL. Awesome list, thanks!


Whoa girl! Thanks for blowing up my Etsy shop with ALL OF THIS! XOXOXOOX


Yeah, the nesting mother? Trying to tell us something?


In case you don't get the spice rack - Ezra might want to help you make this:


Someone please fill me in - what, exactly, does one use silicone prep bowls for? I just measure stuff out as the recipe calls, and dump it in the big old bowl I am using for all the stuff. Am I doing it wrong?


Nesting?!? Baby stuff?!?! Are you pregnant again?!


Dude, git outta mah brain!!!! Unless of course, you just want to buy me all of that. :)

useful mother's day gifts

Amazing post. I couldn't find the perfect and useful mother's day gifts and you helped me alot.


You are the best at the internet! This is amazing!!!

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