How To Get Lipstick Off of a Cat
January 13, 2015
Would you like to know how to get lipstick off of a cat?
Blue Dawn. Blue Dawn is how to get lipstick off of a cat.
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Thank you for the advice, Internet. Let us now never speak of this again.
If that cat shits blue bubbles you're on your own (though probably the internet will have a cure for that as well, and a cure for the cure's cure's cure that includes green Dawn for curing blue poop bubbles in cats Dawn dish liquid is amazing green Dawn oh but wait SEO isn't in comments I don't think damn green Dawn antibacterial).
Posted by: Arnebya | January 13, 2015 at 01:34 PM
Taking credit on this one! I was the first to propose it on your last blog post, even if you find the idea somewhere else...
Posted by: Myriam | January 13, 2015 at 01:37 PM
Blue Dawn also gets hair dye out of your hair. Once I self dyed my hair and it was a disaster. That blue dawn pulled that too dark permanent hair dye right out of my hair. And then conditioned the crap out of my hair because it was SO dry!!
Posted by: Caroline | January 13, 2015 at 01:54 PM
Blue Dawn can do most anything! Hooray for Blue Dawn!
Posted by: Bev | January 13, 2015 at 02:22 PM
Blue Dawn also works when your two year old covers their entire body with peanut butter and you not only have to figure out how to remove peanut butter from the child, but also the bathtub and the bar of soap that end up also coated in peanut butter from your first ineffectual attempts at remediation.
Posted by: Kaycee in Texas | January 13, 2015 at 02:30 PM
In my quick Google search you notched out Yahoo Answers for the number one spot. That's a win, right?
Posted by: LD's Mom | January 13, 2015 at 02:33 PM
Poor Max! I still am in shock that you are able to bathe him. I can't imagine even trying to bathe my 2 Siamese cats... I mean, aren't cats self cleaning?? (Unless covered in lipstick, of course)
Posted by: Rachel | January 13, 2015 at 02:35 PM
JUST.DYING.OVER.HERE. I'm pretty sure that's not how SEO works either, except, APPARENTLY IT IS (though my Google still shows Yahoo answers ahead of your post, but let's let the linkbait sink in a bit. =])
Posted by: Susan | January 13, 2015 at 02:48 PM
:) love blue dawn. A bath with blue dawn helps with poison ivy, gets the bad oil off your skin. It gets butter and grease off of your favorite jeans too.
Posted by: kimm | January 13, 2015 at 02:51 PM
I believe that Blue Dawn will take anything off of anything else. It also works for bad hair dye. . . ask me how I know. . .
Posted by: Susan | January 13, 2015 at 02:55 PM
Hahah, you're #2 on Google search results.
#bluedawngetslipstickoffacat
Posted by: Sydney | January 13, 2015 at 02:58 PM
Oh man. You kill me. Blue DAWN!! I'll never look at cat hair on my lipstick the same again.
Posted by: SAJ | January 13, 2015 at 03:37 PM
You're a better and more determined woman that I. I just would've left it and let him lick it off on his own. But I'm sorry and lazy like that! :)
Posted by: Deanna | January 13, 2015 at 03:39 PM
Blue Dawn does not, however, remove an entire jar of Vick's Baby Rub from a three year old's curly hair. Even washing with it twice. Even washing with it twice and 13 times with shampoo. Even washing with it twice, 13 times with shampoo, and letting three days pass before trying again.
Posted by: Katie | January 13, 2015 at 03:47 PM
Blue Dawn will also relieve some (not ALL) of the pain of Fire Ant bites. Do not dilute, use full strength.Apply with a Q-Tip.
Blue Dawn may be the Windex of our generation! See: My Big, Fat Greek Wedding.
Posted by: Sue W. | January 13, 2015 at 04:40 PM
Who knew. Well, now the Internets do. You're #1 on my Google search. Well done. (Poor kitty.)
Posted by: Gail | January 13, 2015 at 04:47 PM
Can Blue Dawn get ink off of a cat? Not to scare you or anything but my kids are 17 and 14 and though you would think the color the cat phase was over (like I did) I'm still surprised from time to time to find the cat has gone blue or red when I get home.
If it does, can some one send me a bottle or two because I live in France and we may have the Eiffel Tower, but we most definitely do not have anything like Blue Dawn.
Thank you!
Posted by: Erin | January 13, 2015 at 05:05 PM
While eating lunch on the patio of the restaurant in my building at work, a window washer was working nearby, and I asked him what they use to clean skyscrapers. Yep. Blue Dawn.
Posted by: Judy | January 13, 2015 at 05:37 PM
You might want to get Ike this book. Haha.
http://www.amazon.com/Dont-Put-Lipstick-Debbie-Farmer/dp/1886249075
Posted by: Anon | January 13, 2015 at 05:41 PM
Back to #1 google search result! Congrats.
Posted by: Sara | January 13, 2015 at 08:18 PM
#2 on my search. I'm also in the camp of I Can't Believe Your Cat Tolerates A Bath. I'd have to use raptor gloves to get away with that in my house.
Posted by: Joy | January 13, 2015 at 10:40 PM
Huzzah! Second and third spot on Google! Now I need to remember this Blue Dawn tip for later.
Posted by: Cara | January 13, 2015 at 11:02 PM
Blue Dawn will also suffocate the fleas on a brand new (to us) puppy (procured from the Amish) who is too young for other flea treatments. Sometimes a second scrub is needed, but dayum, it worked! Who knew?! (The pet store I called, that's who....)
Posted by: Shes | January 14, 2015 at 08:29 AM
You may only be the second search result for "how to get lipstick off a cat" but you're the first search result for "Blue Dawn redrum."
Posted by: Kirsten | January 14, 2015 at 10:27 AM
If they use Dawn for getting the junk off of ducks caught in oil spills, then yes, lipstick off a cat should work;)
Posted by: Suzy | January 14, 2015 at 10:48 AM
It is also the only thing that will remove Aquaphor from a 2.5 year old girl's hair. If she happened to be left alone in a bathroom at a friend's house and attempted to wash her hair and face while washing her hands for dinner. All with Aquaphor. So much gloopy, thick, vaseline-like Aquaphor. It also took a full three blue Dawn shampoos and a fine tooth comb to get it out of her hair. She used a lot of Aquaphor. Her friend's dad now calls her Shiny.
Posted by: Stephanie | January 14, 2015 at 11:04 AM
#2 in my google search just now :)
Posted by: Mary | January 14, 2015 at 12:34 PM
You're an asshole. You ask for advice from these nice people and then become bitchy when you get it? Get over yourself, you're not as relevant as you think.
Posted by: Helen | January 14, 2015 at 03:04 PM
you rock & blue dawn is awesome & this why you bathe your animals when they're babies - so they'll tolerate getting lipstick off with blue dawn as adults!
Posted by: Betsy | January 14, 2015 at 06:05 PM
Haha! I can imagine how many people google that question and will now have this pop up! Also, I have a really important question.. Did you ever find the T2 shorts?!?!
Posted by: Wish U.S Were Here | January 15, 2015 at 03:00 AM
Hahahaha! Poor cat :( But your post is #1, #2 AND #3 when I googled it.
Posted by: Elisabet M | January 15, 2015 at 09:19 PM