INT MASTER BEDROOM - NIGHT
MOM and DAD are present.
The door, previously believed to be securely locked, suddenly opens. CHILD stands in doorway.
MOM: OH SHIT
DAD: (grabs covers)
CHILD: Mom? Why were you making that sound?
MOM: What? No. NO. I have no idea what you're talking about. Go to bed.
CHILD: No, I heard a sound. A sound like...
CHILD does remarkably decent impression of Meg Ryan's famous "I'll Have What She's Having" scene from When Harry Met Sally.
DAD: (bursts out laughing)
MOM: (buries face in hands)
CHILD: Why were you making that sound, Mom?
MOM: Honey, I'm fine. We'll talk about it more in the morning. It's a...grown-up thing.
CHILD: Ohhhhhh. Growing pains! I get it.
MOM: Wha-? Uh. Sure.
CHILD: Sorry about your growing pains, Mom.
DAD: (is still laughing)
MOM: Can you go back to bed, sweetie?
CHILD: Okay, good night!
MOM & DAD: SHUT THE DOOR PLEASE.