The Storm Before the Even Bigger Storm
The 10 Plagues of Amalah

House For Sale, Stray Legos Not Included

It happened. It's happening. 

Sign in the yard, house officially goes on the market in an hour or so. First showing is already booked approximately 15 minutes after that. 

Me right now:

Kristen-bell-crying-sloth-o

Also me right now:

Amy-schumer-drinking-wine

So I just need to sell this house, find a new house, buy a new house, then pack up everything in this house and move it to the new house. And then like, get the kids enrolled in new schools and find someone who can cut my hair. 

Piece of cake. All of it. I'm sure. Holy fuckballs, what were we thinking?

 

Comments

Kim

It's going to be great! And smooth! Okay, smooth-ish. Cause I said so!

Stephanie

Woohoo! Just keep the wine flowing and all will be well.

Amy

I have a great hairstylist in Aspen Hill (vortex of evil, but whatevs). Susan at In Salon. She is THE BOMB.

Amy

best gifs ever! Good luck!

Sue W.

Fingers crossed in Florida that everything goes well.
Where DID you find that wine glass?! ;)

AmyX

Good luck!

Heather

I wish you an early, strong offer made by someone with good credit and no need to sell their own place.

Good luck.

Billie

You can do this. Just a year ago we did the very same thing. Our house sold in two days, asking price, cash offer. In just 28 days, we sold a house, bought a house and moved into it. Nearly killed us, but in retrospect it was the best way that could have happened. Cases of wine consumed. The only way to handle that level of stress. Glasses up! Good luck.

MJ

Good luck!

Credaholic

Cheers to multiple offers and cash buyers! Fingers crossed!

Bee

You will be fine! People do it all the time! More importantly, this will probably be the last time until the kids are grown. MOST importantly, think of the blog fodder!

Melinda Michelle

Hire movers. HIRE MOVERS.

Robin

The pictures are beautiful. No doubt about it you're going to sell over asking with multiple offers this week!

Maggie

I have been "moving" for almost two years while we do the world's longest remodel of an old house and pay two mortgages-I feel your pain! You will survive-you may feel homicidal at times! This is normal. :) By the way-I want that wine glass!!

Amalah

LISTING WENT LIVE AT 2 FIRST SHOWING AT 3 THEY LOVE IT SUBMITTING OFFER FIRST THING TOMORROW OMG OMG OMG

I NEED TO FIND A NEW HOUSE AND ALSO MORE WINE, INTERNET.

Judy

Hooray--Fingers crossed it is a good offer!

Lindsay

Yay!!! Hopefully it's a full price offer and the whole thing goes swimmingly!

Kelly

Ahhhh!!! So exciting! I hope it all works out! Congratulations on an offer!

SparkleP

Awesome!!!!!!!!! Sounds like you could have a nice bidding war on your hands. :) :) :)

annie

Must have been the shiney mail slot. Good Luck

Sarah Elizabeth - PSU

If it helps, my ex is a Realtor. At today's open house, someone actually stole a beer out of the fridge and drank it. WTH, people? This is not good people behavior. HIDE YOUR BEER.

Em

OK, we just moved out of Silver Spring and I must share this knowledge with someone because I don't know anyone else in the DC area who is moving: SUBURBAN SOLUTIONS. We have made three moves in three years (shoot me), so I know from movers, and SS is awesome. The awesomest. They come in, pack all of your shit in a single afternoon (they did our 3+ br house in three hours), and the next day they move it all to the new house in record time. Seriously, our whole load-drive-unload took six hours. They didn't break or scuff a single thing, and we have a lot of breakable shit. They were so awesome we tipped the guys $100 apiece and the whole bill was still under their quote, which was the cheapest quote out of four that we got. SUBURBAN SOLUTIONS.

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