Yesterday was a snow day, and now today is a sick day.
Technically yesterday was a sick day too, and the day before that, but that didn't stop him from sneaking on his boots and snowpants and running outside to play when I wasn't paying attention.*
He came back in not long after for some Motrin, hot chocolate, and regret.
*Me? Actually pay attention to a sick feverish child? What kind of helicopter-y bullshit is that?
To be fair, my children are all now top-level experts and getting away with stuff. Today I discovered an elaborate room-to-room communication system made of Snap Circuits that allows them to pass messages back and forth using MORSE CODE.
I don't know what they're planning but frankly, this just looks like none of my business. Carry on, you weird little humans. Carry on until you rule the world.