Would you like to use the bathroom? Check out the guest room, perhaps?
OR WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIEEEEE????
"The basement's not a mess, is it guys?"
"NO MOM IT'S FINE ALL CLEAN ALL GOOD. "
(Please tell me someone else has a child with this particularly distinctive play style, better known as the "pull everything out until I have barricaded myself into a six-square-inch square of free floor space within a deep murky swamp of every toy I own.")
And yes, those are the same Thomas tracks and trains from oh, so long ago. And yes, I've made oh, so many attempts at giving them away over the years. And yet they remain, much like the zombie toddler-sized socks that I keep finding and throwing out, finding and throwing out, over and over again, while also being haunted by much larger poltergeist child who keeps leaving his dirty socks on the dining room table. Because none of my living children will own up to being the dining room dirty sock leaver, oh nooooo Mom, it definitely wasn't meeeeee, those aren't myyyyyy socks, and there is no spoooooooooon.
Anyway, looks like Infrastructure Week is going great!