THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
("Holds over 100 ping-pong balls!" 75+ of which are now somewhere under your couch.)
And then mere minutes after being reset and sent along on its merry vacuuming way, the vacuum robot celebrated its victory by dragging and then hurling a kitchen stool down a flight of steps.
Because sure, why not. This household clearly needs more weird. Also a ping-pong ball retrieving robot.
(Just kidding. That's what human children are for.)