Anybody got any recommendations for nice-looking fake trees that I could maybe get on sale right now? Because look at this shit.
Although, honestly, I just swept up the carnage and burned it all up in our fireplace. Jason came inside from dragging the tree-corpse to the curb and said our neighborhood smelled amazing!
Hey, remember when I had a
baby? Don't ever do that, because look at THIS shit.
A smallish-large niche corner of the Internet lost its mind over that, while he was just like, "GREAT, another THING I have to DO now. It never ENDS, these days."
(I just now watched the yard trim collection guy pick up, toss, and mulch our giant-ass tree. It took him barely a minute, but I bet he hates us now.)
(Yes, it snowed! Don't worry, they didn't cancel school for that piddly lil' covering. They simply closed three hours early yesterday and had a two hour delay this morning for maximum schedule fuckery. YOU CAN STILL SEE GRASS, PEOPLE.)
Look at this shit, for no particular reason (other than BFF doggo adorableness, of course):
We originally decided that we wouldn't take in another foster dog until the foster cat was adopted, but you know, ON SECOND THOUGHT, we are suckers. The cat is still here but we have tentatively accepted a new foster dog placement, tentatively arriving this weekend. It's a complicated story (the rescue that had her before literally burned to the ground and rehoming the surviving animals has proven to be really emotionally gut-punching for everyone involved), so fingers crossed, because she seems like a sweet old lady who would fit just fine at the Storch Zoo.
(Meanwhile, Tormund is the rescue's Cat of the Month! Which means a half-price adoption fee in January! Someone please take him I am tired of scooping his poop!)