Well! That was a very mean thing I did there, promising everyone all sorts of updates and mayhem, and then not writing a single blessed thing. That's some big Caroline Calloway energy, pre-order my blog post, get a free mason jar, etc.
In reality, I hit the Publish button and then ran away in terror, worried that I’d get like, five whole comments, at least two of which would be bots telling me how much money their bot cousin’s bot sister makes selling pEn!s Enl@rgMent pi11s 0n FaCeboOk dOT Coom.
I was both surprised and deeply touched by the actual response, and maybe teared up a little, and y’all know how much I hate that sort of thing, and then Typepad was down, because who the fuck still uses Typepad, and then work got super busy and Putin started WWIII and a million people died of COVID and the Supreme Court did that thing, and also I’ve also been really into houseplants lately and it’s a surprisingly time-consuming hobby? Who knew? Anyway, I’m sorry, here’s a picture of my cat:
And here's a picture of my other cat:
Here's a photo of a void, a void who is not doing anything naughty because she is a void, and your simple human eyeballs cannot process her infinite voidness:
More of a dog person? I got those too. They are good doggos who are never naughty.
(Poppy is givin' me the WHY U LYIN side-eye in that one.)
(Okay, and that one is more about the rug than the dogs.)
And here's a picture of some lanky randos:
And that’s it. That’s the post, for now. At least I didn’t make you look at pictures of my houseplants.
(And I would never do that, because y'all are lovely but y'all are still The Internet, and I don't need The Internet coming at me like ZOMG don't you know that kind of houseplant will KILL UR PETS, and I'll be all, yeah yeah I know I'm not an idiot, but I swear none of them ever eat/chew/bite the houseplants, I promise, and you'll be all, surrrrrrre they don't, that's exactly what an idiot would say, you NEGLIGENT PET-KILLING MONSTER.)
(In case you've been wondering if the impulse to have imaginary arguments with The Internet inside your brain ever goes away, the answer is apparently no, it does not.)