> Love, 1962 American High School Style



From your assigned reading, how should Jane have handled the case of the missing electric toaster?

A) By writing a pleasant note that mentions her delighted anticipation over receiving such a wonderful gift, detailing her fiance's fondness for hot buttered toast, if you know what I mean, boom chicka bow.

B) By writing an unpleasant note, like, where the fuck my toaster be at, bitch?

C) Lying awake at night, paralyzed by indecision and fear of offending the social code of wedding gifts, sobbing every morning because THERE IS ONLY PLAIN BREAD.

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