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Website crashes, long weekends deter us not...the Smackdown lives on, yo.
We're disorganized and a tad drunk, but still we soldier on for 'ku.
Onward, brave 'kuers! Through mullets, white trash and drunks! Lay some smack, bitches!
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JonBenet grows up, royal icing on her head; cash advance book deal!
I love my bike. No-- you don't understand--I mean, Biblically, man.
Beer goggles won't do. This is a job that calls for scorpion bowl specs.
Busted in public library for downloading nun-on-nun action.
Bubba dared me to dip mah thang in the mustard-- things got outta hand.
Ready for mug shot benzoyl peroxide would help; maybe some Visine?
somehow, the long hair in the back softens effect of Hitler mustache.
Mine eyes deceive me. No. I refuse to believe mullet family.
Look, its The Mullets right before they went to the Quiet Riot show.
Sister Catherine looks for some good Internet porn. Sadly, she finds nun.
Paris Hilton at age eight, finalist in Miss Future Ho Pageant.
Amy ponders - "Is it wise to consume a drink larger than my head?"
We're celebrating The release of PoA With couldron baking
Like those spider mold Or Easy-Bake ovens, cause One day 'tul Harry!!!
The poor little girl Forced to look like Chuck Norris And B.R. Cyrus
Sister Marie finds The best secret on the web: Now she 'kus all day!
Despite Manson eyes And mullet style, dude's hair looks Kind of healthy, no?
I'm all for mustard fights but taking pictures? Please, I still have my pride!
Fave part of mustard Man pic? Folks gathered like they Paid to see this shit.
Know the old saying? Families that spray together, They stay together
Mullet kid is really 15 years old. Aerosol hairspray stunts growth, y'all.
Li'l beauty queen forced to hold cash at gunpoint. "I'm happy Ma, I swear!"
My big crown brings all the boys to the yard, damn right, it's bigger than yours.
Nun knows the ropes of surfing now that she's gotten into the habit.
I need a Divorce, MrZoot does not have the rockin' mullet 'do!
Well, there's one way to Prevent bike theft. But why share The blanket too, Bo?
What puts me off more? That its larger than my head? Or the scads of smoke?
Momma says with this money, I can finally get the boob job now!
Does that family Keep that portrait on their wall? Or is it hidden.
Also - what gender Is that poor mullet offspring? Cant tell, boy or girl?
Oh no not the nun! Another victim falls to Internet gambling
Think mullet kid's a Boy, and that pic's on their wall, With ninety others.
The flesh-colored thing in the corner worries me more than the mustard.
Why am I dead sure the motorcycle pic was snapped in a motel?
He wanted to see If Queer Eye would fix him up But they were too scared.
The Mullet Family Brought to you by Breck Shampoo Where is the Trans Am?
It's Tanya Harding She's preparing for a fight Needs more Tequila
Cash for the plastic surgery-slash-rehab fund! Mama, we can share!
Should be enough for boobs for me and teeth for you. Let's go hock this crown!
The delicate pearls around Mullet Mom's neck add a nice touch of class.
Everyone should know "Do you know the Mustard Man" Potato Salad
Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park in a van down by the river.
Loni Anderson Looking back on early years Who would have seen it?
Behold! This is the real reason Amy hasn't been posting so much.
Still trying to crawl out of that fishbowl (but look how happy she seems)!
Beauty queenette should spend that dough on a dress NOT made out of icing.
I am pissed off now That guy's sleeping with my bike My bike is a ho!
Another reason No to drink while you're driving You wake up with that?
Nothing says real love like a bed full of fat guy and a motor bike.
I'm wondering how They got a picture of him Amalah's Boyfriend?
Sister Mary was soon busted for downloading MP3s of hymns.
"You mean this is not the way I'm supposed to make the special sauce dude?"
"When big hair transplants go very wrong" on the next Jerry Springer - Yo.
Nun looks familiar Yes, Mindy put a caption "Oh Baby right there".
The pretty Amy says, "Dude, I SO ordered the LARGE drink. You dumbass."
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JonBenet grows up,
royal icing on her head;
cash advance book deal!
I love my bike. No--
you don't understand--I mean,
Biblically, man.
Beer goggles won't do.
This is a job that calls for
scorpion bowl specs.
Busted in public
library for downloading
nun-on-nun action.
Bubba dared me to
dip mah thang in the mustard--
things got outta hand.
Ready for mug shot
benzoyl peroxide would help;
maybe some Visine?
somehow, the long hair
in the back softens effect
of Hitler mustache.
Mine eyes deceive me.
No. I refuse to believe
mullet family.
Look, its The Mullets
right before they went to the
Quiet Riot show.
Sister Catherine looks
for some good Internet porn.
Sadly, she finds nun.
Paris Hilton at
age eight, finalist in Miss
Future Ho Pageant.
Amy ponders - "Is
it wise to consume a drink
larger than my head?"
We're celebrating
The release of PoA
With couldron baking
Like those spider mold
Or Easy-Bake ovens, cause
One day 'tul Harry!!!
The poor little girl
Forced to look like Chuck Norris
And B.R. Cyrus
Sister Marie finds
The best secret on the web:
Now she 'kus all day!
Despite Manson eyes
And mullet style, dude's hair looks
Kind of healthy, no?
I'm all for mustard
fights but taking pictures? Please,
I still have my pride!
Fave part of mustard
Man pic? Folks gathered like they
Paid to see this shit.
Know the old saying?
Families that spray together,
They stay together
Mullet kid is really
15 years old. Aerosol
hairspray stunts growth, y'all.
Li'l beauty queen forced
to hold cash at gunpoint. "I'm
happy Ma, I swear!"
My big crown brings all
the boys to the yard, damn right,
it's bigger than yours.
Nun knows the ropes of
surfing now that she's gotten
into the habit.
I need a Divorce,
MrZoot does not have the
rockin' mullet 'do!
Well, there's one way to
Prevent bike theft. But why share
The blanket too, Bo?
What puts me off more?
That its larger than my head?
Or the scads of smoke?
Momma says with this
money, I can finally
get the boob job now!
Does that family
Keep that portrait on their wall?
Or is it hidden.
Also - what gender
Is that poor mullet offspring?
Cant tell, boy or girl?
Oh no not the nun!
Another victim falls to
Internet gambling
Think mullet kid's a
Boy, and that pic's on their wall,
With ninety others.
The flesh-colored thing
in the corner worries me
more than the mustard.
Why am I dead sure
the motorcycle pic was
snapped in a motel?
He wanted to see
If Queer Eye would fix him up
But they were too scared.
The Mullet Family
Brought to you by Breck Shampoo
Where is the Trans Am?
It's Tanya Harding
She's preparing for a fight
Needs more Tequila
Cash for the plastic
surgery-slash-rehab fund!
Mama, we can share!
Should be enough for
boobs for me and teeth for you.
Let's go hock this crown!
The delicate pearls
around Mullet Mom's neck add
a nice touch of class.
Everyone should know
"Do you know the Mustard Man"
Potato Salad
Mean Mister Mustard
sleeps in the park in a van
down by the river.
Loni Anderson
Looking back on early years
Who would have seen it?
Behold! This is the
real reason Amy hasn't
been posting so much.
Still trying to crawl
out of that fishbowl (but look
how happy she seems)!
Beauty queenette should
spend that dough on a dress NOT
made out of icing.
I am pissed off now
That guy's sleeping with my bike
My bike is a ho!
Another reason
No to drink while you're driving
You wake up with that?
Nothing says real love
like a bed full of fat guy
and a motor bike.
I'm wondering how
They got a picture of him
Amalah's Boyfriend?
Sister Mary was
soon busted for downloading
MP3s of hymns.
"You mean this is not
the way I'm supposed to make
the special sauce dude?"
"When big hair transplants
go very wrong" on the next
Jerry Springer - Yo.
Nun looks familiar
Yes, Mindy put a caption
"Oh Baby right there".
The pretty Amy
says, "Dude, I SO ordered the
LARGE drink. You dumbass."